Is this fashion????

Ben came downstairs in a black shirt, orange and black shorts, maroon tights and orange shoes.

Ben: I need to change my shirt
Me: why?
Ben: cos it's covered in cat hair
Me: please don't put anything other than black on Ben: why? Me: because my eyes are going to start bleeding

He runs upstairs and comes back down with an orange shirt. Then he runs downstairs to show Sam

Ben: let me stand in the light
Sam: stand in the light? You're making your own light
Ben: but I look good, don't I????