Life according to Ben

Ben & his friend were sitting in the back of my car yesterday talking about how everything is made in China these days (where do they get it from?). My mother commented that she wasn't made in China, she was made in Scotland. Ben replied "I was made in Ukraine. My mum grew me in her belly and then she took me to the orphanage. She couldn't keep me because she was drinking too much. Daniel's mother drank too much and that's why he was so loud. She was my real mother" I must be Ben's fake mother.....